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1:19:57 – JoJo, sick on Easter weekend, taking a walk, YouTube, mixtapes I made in the ‘90s, Mix 3, stopping for lunch, Beware the Mailman (Fortyone, Attribution-NonCommercial), inexplicable dizziness, I pretended to follow sports, SNL episode hosted by Sofia Vergara (note: after this recording I watched it again with Annie and enjoyed it more the second time, except the Gilly sketch which was still terrible), Easter egg hunt, Cat’s Game (Arthur Jaz), the greatness of M*A*S*H, Marcus, flipping through TV channels on Easter Sunday night, waiting for the family to get home, the family gets home. Theme song: Simple Pleasures (Henry Homesweet, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 England & Wales).

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Released April 2012 on The Overnightscape Underground (onsug.com), an Internet talk radio channel focusing on a freeform monologue style, with diverse and fascinating hosts.

2:17:21 –
Anybody’s Guess #36: Tricky Treaty (10-30-11) (2:17:21)
Taking Jackie Trick-or-Treating in downtown Bloomington business district (recorded October 28, 2011): tutu, we have a lot of candy and it’s neighborly, Devin was dorking around, we dressed up like The Crow, I got to be the Fonz, you think you’re hilarious, clean on your own time, Funk’s Grove, don’t pat me on the head, sugar daddy, good old Beavis and Butt-head, Seinfeld, ow quit it, say yes if you understand, my arms aren’t long enough, her natural exuberance, we get to stand by Charlie, comedy club, we’re scaring kids, chocolate store, hey it’s an apple, would you say that you exploited yourself, Jasmine, pretty fancy makeup, keep Mommy in line, it can’t go to zero, French fries, Rocky Horror, Beck, audition to be a stock player, do you want a tall skinny pumpkin or a short fat round pumpkin, Total Eclipse of the Heart, Pocahontas, A.N.T. Farm, devil horns, Freaks.

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1:06:37 – Groggy as hell, Night and Day, Shoot Don’t Shoot by J.A. Jance, the Monical’s employees know me by name, Good Friday, not feeling like recording Blind Duncan’s Blues right now, Reset Eject Play (Studebaker’s Blacksmith Shop, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), it’s not just teenagers who text while driving, The Adventure of Fortune’s Favorite Fool (Gasoline Alley, 10-29-48), piles of books at laundromat, working on Good Friday, fishing trailer at Patterson Bay, the last of the great fishermen, distant memory of a book I read when I was in eighth grade, Doctor Who Yahoo club called YaWho in 1999, Revenge of the Rainbow Dragons book, Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying, not feeling that groggy now, Naruto anime series. Theme song: Simple Pleasures (Henry Homesweet, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 England & Wales).

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31:00 – The need to express something, trying not to think too much, meeting Tony for lunch, my parking woes, Chevy Chase’s issues with Community, my issues with Chevy Chase, cynical, my cousin Kristal cuts my hair, Titanic in 3D, Kate Winslet can’t stand My Heart Will Go On, iceberg humor, Three Stooges movie, Zip and Zo (Arthur Jaz), good to see Tony again, Anybody’s Guess bundles and Blind Duncan’s Blues chapters, yard work as treatment for depression. Theme song: Simple Pleasures (Henry Homesweet, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 England & Wales).

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2:27:21 –
Anybody’s Guess #34: NyQuil in Shot Glasses (10-23-11) (1:50:49)
Sinus cold, feeling lousy, Annie reads The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo in six hours, Michael yells “Waaaaaaalt!” on Lost, Press Start to Rave (The Burning of Eterna City, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), busy work day, driving to shrink appointment, forgot umbrella, marched in a parade, Indie Day (GodMonster, Attribution 2.0 England & Wales), driving to get EKG done, parking lot bulldozed, I freak out a little, OTR Jell-O commercial, the EKG, Under the Dome, What’s in a Day (Ketsa, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), it’s chilly out, need caffeine, Pepsi machines, Jack Benny record album, relating to life through movie references, Club Soda (The 6 Meefs, Attribution 3.0 United States), slow work day, waiting to release this episode until I get EKG results, Barnes & Noble posting on old Borders Facebook page, lucid dreaming, dreams I’ve had in the past, Moon in June (Chamberlain, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), sun is out, results of EKG, Hank Gutstop is Healthy (Vic and Sade, 6/13/40).

Anybody’s Guess #35: Surreality (10-24-11) (36:31)
Salesman pressures me to buy a Nook, much nicer weather, Trick-or-Treating, Contagion, comparisons to The Stand, creepy aspects of human nature in disaster, Kate Winslet, Laurence Fishburne, decided not to see 50/50 in the theater, Cinema Verite, Loud Family, reality TV, forgetting the camera is there, The Real World, The Surreal Life, Jersey Shore, Alexis what’s-her-name on Pretty Wild, American Idol, making fun of people on reality shows.

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52:49 – My immediate response to The Artist, a more objective review of The Artist, hide and seek, April Fool’s Day, I’m not a good liar, Bridesmaids, going on tangents, 4-3-10, anxiety/depression cycle, why I hate the Patch Adams movie, Annie’s cleaning frenzy, Night and Day by Robert B. Parker, a Shambleshow surprise, Rose Byrne in Attack of the Clones, Anybody’s Guess #30: Phantom Follies, shutting off emotions, Lum Infatuated With New School Teacher (Lum and Abner, 10-9-41), Dad’s bowling shoes. Theme song: Simple Pleasures (Henry Homesweet, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 England & Wales).

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3:15:24 – Rainfall, creative impulse, food, folder and crayons left in the rain, green arrow, galloping deer, Taco Bell drive-through, mild sauce, recording, incessant calls and emails, Onsug listening routine, early-morning meetings, Normal Theater, The Artist, Roving Eye (Sunshine Factory, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), pushing Jackie on the swing, Breakfast Club parody, wouldn’t want to be a kid again, Mia or Milia or whatever that girl’s name was, Ronnie the little brother, playground ambience, kids fighting over Jackie, Mr. Sandman (from Your Hit Parade, ca. mid-1950s, public domain), the dream within a dream, the Billy Crystal dream, yawning, Sunday plans, Jackie’s arguments with herself, Tatooine Ghost, audio art, cell phone games, Mavis, what I got at the library book sale, Jean Shepherd, old Christmas tape I found at book sale, First Fig (Edna St. Vincent Millay, Librivox recording), Only Saw Trucks (Fuzzy Daupner, Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0), Laugh and Live by Douglas Fairbanks, jacket weather, upcoming days off, empty spaces in the parking lot, Pepsi Next, let this sucker run, my new surname (which you should act surprised to hear even though it’s in the attribution for this episode), Vonnegut synchronicity, breaks, A Christmas Story Too?!?, sequels and remakes, getting the mail, Librivox audio of Fairbanks book, steak and fries, Community, DVD player quit reading discs, The Plastic Age, episode winding down, Bad Teacher, spontaneous trip to Best Buy, Penny on The Big Bang Theory, browsing the shelves, sales resistance, foot cramp. Theme song: Simple Pleasures (Henry Homesweet, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 England & Wales).

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51:20 – Peter Ira Grinch, recording just after midnight on March 23rd, celebrating milestones, Beublin A. Richardson, this is The Shambleshow’s first season, Melina, man o nam, clever lyrics in They Might Be Giants songs, snoring, sleep study, T.G.I. Friday’s, drinking, Home Improvement and Everybody Loves Raymond, Arkie, Paul Simon on SNL, I want to go to New York sometime, lottery for tickets to SNL, Snooki, my eyes are closed, if I fell asleep while recording an episode, exercise, gas prices, recording for longer than I expected, Rain Man, Dustin Hoffman, The Honeymooners, going to Tucson when I was ten, Aunt Lola’s extensive genealogy research. Theme song: Simple Pleasures (Henry Homesweet, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 England & Wales).

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58:05 – The jinx theory, release of Glass Parameters on Onsug, the Shambleshow groove, invalid?, Bug Out, a quandary about cats, The Truce at Bakura, The Key to Midnight by Dean Koontz, currently reading Tatooine Ghost, a Devaronian and a Twi’lek, mystery novels, drive-by singing, Messages on the Ceiling (Jesse Conner, Attribution 3.0), coughing and other random noises, breaking the rules of Jinx, the upcoming Three Stooges movie, remakes of old classic comedy franchises with new actors, the Marx Brothers in their early days, Li’l Jinx and another Jinx?, the little girl in the library parking lot, the worst parents ever, obscene graffiti on picnic table, aftermath of testing the jinx theory, looking up Li’l Jinx online, Jinx Malloy and Lucky Penny, the universe of Archie comics, my friend Justin. Theme song: Simple Pleasures (Henry Homesweet, Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 England & Wales).

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4:38:57 – New from Falling Cow Productions, Glass Parameters is a compendium of old-time radio shows with a science fiction (for the most part) theme. Also featured are several songs recorded in the first half of the 20th century, a considerable amount of talky-talk from me (this is Shambles typing this, so I’m the me I mean), and perhaps another treat or two in here somewhere. And now the show notes:

Yearning, Just For You (Gene Austin, 1925), Glass Parameters Intro, And The Moon Be Still As Bright (Dimension X, 9/29/50), Ray Bradbury and other topics, Selections from Sunny Side Up (The Victor Light Opera Company, 1930), driving to work, The Blue Eyed People (Theater Five, 12/30/64), melanin, Brown Eyes, Why Are You Blue? (Nick Lucas, 1925), The Twilight Zone and other topics, clip from Attack of the Monsters (1969), DVD box sets of public domain films and other topics, Encountering New Race (Planet Man, 1950), where to find more Planet Man, Shine On Harvest Moon (The Southerners, 1930), preservation of pop culture and other topics, The Time Machine (Escape, 5/9/48), a brief word from Jackie, Sugar Lump (The Victor Military Band, 1914), The Time Machine and other topics, Queen of Space (Space Patrol, 11/15/52), rain, Love Me Tonight (Annette Hanshaw, 1929), stories in multiple forms of media and other topics, Meet John Smith, John (Quiet Please, 10/3/48), Glass Parameters Outro, Destination K.C. (Kansas City Seven, 1944).

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And now (or any time at all, all you gotta do is call) you can listen to Glass Parameters. And I’ll be there!

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