The ONSUG Sanity Test
  • BrianJude March 2011
    Take this test, and take note of your answers. You may want to hide your answers from any and all persons of any authority, as some scoring systems may be used against you in a court of law:


    1. Paul McCartney: Alive or dead?
    a. Alive
    b. Dead

    2. Andy Kaufman: Alive or dead?
    a. Alive
    b. Dead

    3. Bill Hicks: Alive or dead?
    a. Alive
    b. Dead

    4. Ability to interface with cartoon characters: Real or impossible?
    a. Real
    b. Impossible

    5. Long-lasting exhaust from jet airplanes: Perfectly normal or clandestine conspiracy?
    a. Perfectly normal
    b. Are you kidding me? It's an OBVIOUS conspiracy!!!

    6. Beatles Music: Written mostly by John Lennon and Paul McCartney or Ancient Atlantians?
    a. Lennon/McCartney
    b. Ancient Atlantians - or some other overlord

    7. Political leaders of democratic nations: Freely elected or blood-related reptilians?
    a. Freely Elected
    b. Several bloodlines of Satan-worshiping reptilian servants of the Anunnaki put in place to do their bidding!!!

    8. Lady Gaga: Hard-working, NYU-trained pop sensation or artificially programed clone?
    a. Pop sensation
    b. Bitch coulda came straight from Kamino, man! You know what I'm sayin'?

    9. 9/11: Orchestrated by Osama bin Laden and executed by Arab terrorists or Illuminati plot ushered by the assistance of the US government?
    a. Osama bin Laden terrorist plot
    b. 9/11 was an inside job!

    10. 1969 lunar landing: Real or fake?
    a. Real
    b. You can find more truth in an episode of "The Jersey Shore."


    Do NOT write your answers down anywhere... THEY could be watching!!!
  • chad March 2011
    1.a
    2.b
    3.b
    4.b
    5.a, but open to ideas
    6.a
    7.a, kind of
    8.uh, no answer applies here
    9.a
    10.a
  • wayne March 2011
    Love The Test!

    1. a - but love the theories.
    2. b
    3. b
    4. b
    5. b - government admitting they're playing with weather manipulation.
    6. a - but want to believe Frank's Theory! Should be a book or documentary.
    7. b - don't know about being reptilian, but certainly in league with each other.
    8. a
    9. b - something's just do not add up here!
    10. b - I've seen the landers in Museums, heavy duty tinfoil and tubing, please!
  • bobbob March 2011
    1. Paul McCartney: Alive or dead?
    a. Alive

    2. Andy Kaufman: Alive or dead?
    b. Dead

    3. Bill Hicks: Alive or dead?
    b. Dead

    4. Ability to interface with cartoon characters: Real or impossible?
    c. Possible at some point in the future

    5. Long-lasting exhaust from jet airplanes: Perfectly normal or clandestine conspiracy?
    b. Are you kidding me? It's an OBVIOUS conspiracy!!!

    6. Beatles Music: Written mostly by John Lennon and Paul McCartney or Ancient Atlantians?
    a. Lennon/McCartney

    7. Political leaders of democratic nations: Freely elected or blood-related reptilians?
    c. probably not freely elected, but not sure on the reptile thing

    8. Lady Gaga: Hard-working, NYU-trained pop sensation or artificially programed clone?
    b. Bitch coulda came straight from Kamino, man! You know what I'm sayin'?

    9. 9/11: Orchestrated by Osama bin Laden and executed by Arab terrorists or Illuminati plot ushered by the assistance of the US government?
    b. 9/11 was an inside job!

    10. 1969 lunar landing: Real or fake?
    a. Real
  • chad March 2011
    straight from Kamino... that's a great line, I gotta remember that. :)
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