30:29 – From the land of the bluegrass, Dave in Kentucky proudly presents his first AI-Generated Biblical Paleocontact Bluegrass Album. (Come to think of it, it’s probably the world’s first, not just his.) Songs are presented in the approximate chronological order of the historical events on which these songs are based. Headphones are recommended.
Anunnaki Genesis (at 0:00)
I Don’t Like to Watch (at 2:35)
A Bet with Satan (at 4:56)
Abram was Sumerian (at 6:35)
Landing Party (at 8:54)
Nuking the Sodomites (at 12:21)
I’m Just a Jealous God (at 14:55)
The Powers of the Ark (at 17:31)
Moses Faked his Death (at 21:31)
Jericho’s Last Stand (at 23:26)
Achan and Ai (at 25:13)
The Ark Ain’t Lost (at 27:21)
Disclaimers: Not for the easily offended. Anu ‘n’ the Naki Boyz are not an actual band, and the album’s producer, Herman Eutics, is not an actual person, just an actual process.
Album cover art: Generated by the AI Image Generator at Deepai.org.
Music: All lyrics by Dave in Kentucky, all music and performances by Suno.ai. Songs 3, 9 and 10 were generated with version 3; the rest with version 3.5. Songs 3, 9, 10 and 11 were previously included in SERMONS episodes; the other eight songs are made available here for the first time.
30:18 – After his smashing success versus the big city of Jericho, Joshua’s expeditionary force runs into unexpectedly stiff resistance from the little town of Ai. Troubles abound as he discovers that corruption within the ranks has caused a lack of enthusiasm for the campaign by his superiors. Receiving an ultimatum from the commander-in-chief, he takes drastic corrective action.
Show art: “Achan and Joshua” (circa 1899) by James Tissot (1836-1902) or a follower, Public Domain.
Theme music: “Achan and Ai” (2024), words by Dave in Kentucky, music and performance by Suno.ai (v3.5).
2:50:11 – Dave in Kentucky is joined by Eddie Murray of The Wool Gathering (at 44:41), Chad Bowers of Chadcast and TITFOS (at 1:33:09) and Frank Edward Nora of The Overnightscape (at 1:48:38) for a discussion of all things artificial.
Next month’s topics: Revolution, Evolution and Devolution. Record about one, two or all three of these and send audio files or links to DaveKY at mail.com by 6pm Central Time on July 10, 2024.
Show art: “The Noordermarkt by Night” (1840) by Petrus van Schendel (1806-1870) depicting “night people” typical of the Overnightscape Underground.
Opening theme: “It’s Central Time Again” (2024) by Dave in Kentucky and Suno.ai. Closing theme: “Noise Rebellion” (2024) by Eddie Murray and Suno.ai. Other music: “The Story of Bonnie and Clyde” by Bonnie Parker (1934) and Suno.ai (2024), “Moses Faked His Death” (2024) by Dave in Kentucky and Suno.ai. All performances by Suno.ai.
30:02 – Dave in Kentucky completes the first two-parter of the SERMONS series with the story of how “Joshua fit de battle ob Jericho.” What do soldiers marching across a bridge have to do with why the walls came a-tumblin’ down? How did Rahab’s house of ill repute remain standing, since it was built into one of Jericho’s walls? Why does Ella Fitzgerald make an appearance in this episode? Take a listen and find out.
Show art: “The Seven Trumpets of Jericho” (1896-1902) by James Tissot (1836-1902), Public Domain.
Theme music: “Jericho’s Last Stand” (2024), words by Dave in Kentucky, music by the Suno AI, performed by the Suno AI.
29:48 – Why did the Ark of the Covenant go ahead of the Israelites, when before it had traveled in their midst? Why were the people commanded to stay more than half a mile away from it as it entered the Jordan River? Were those really Levites carrying the Ark, or something else? Why did Joshua’s spies visit a prostitute in Jericho? Why are all Dave in Kentucky’s AI-generated songs in the Bluegrass style? Why ask why?
Show art: “The Israelites Cross the Jordan River” (1866) by Gustave Dore (1832-1883), Public Domain.
Theme music: “Jericho’s Last Stand” (2024), words by Dave in Kentucky, music by the Suno AI, performed by the Suno AI.
30:17 – Dave in Kentucky takes an in-depth look at the first two chapters of the Book of Job, and finds not just one God, but several gods. Was Satan one of them? Was he one of the Watchers who descended to earth and spawned the Nephilim? What is Yahweh’s place in the polytheistic pantheon? Was he subordinate to any other god? If so, who? Answers are found in the canonical Book of Deuteronomy, the semi-canonical Book of Enoch, and even in the Psalms.
Show art: “Council of the Gods before the Deluge” (circa 1550) by Virgil Solis (1514-1562), Public Domain.
Theme music: “A Bet With Satan” (2024), words by Dave in Kentucky, music by the Suno AI, performed by the Suno AI.
3:11:12 – Dave in Kentucky is joined by Eddie Murray (at 53:36), Chad Bowers (at 1:36:08) and Frank Edward Nora (at 2:13:02) to state their individual cases before the court of public opinion. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what say ye?
Next month’s topics: Artificial Sweeteners, Artificial Limbs and Artificial Intelligence. Record about any or all of these and send audio files or links to DaveKY at mail.com by 6pm Central Time on June 10, 2024.
Show art: “The Noordermarkt by Night” (1840) by Petrus van Schendel (1806-1870) depicting “night people” typical of the Overnightscape Underground.
Theme music: “Noise Rebellion” (2024) by Eddie Murray and Suno.ai.
30:00 – Did Moses fake his own death, or did he have help? Where did he go, and how did he reappear approximately 1200 years later at the Transfiguration of Jesus? Who was that Elias fellow that appeared with him, and how did he get there? How did Moses go 40 days and nights without eating food or drinking water when he finally retrieved a pair of intact stone tablets from Mt. Sinai? What made his face so shiny when he came down? Dave in Kentucky has the answers to these and other important questions, and he tells the story both verbally and musically, with the able assistance of the Suno AI.
Show art: “Moses Viewing the Promised Land” (circa 1890) by an unknown illustrator of the 1890 Holman Bible, Public Domain.
Theme music: “Moses Faked His Death” (2024), words by Dave in Kentucky, music by the Suno AI, performed by the Suno AI.
30:26 – After he finally gets done with his long-winded sermon, Moses passes the torch to Joshua Ben-Nun and teaches Israel a long-winded song in which it is revealed just how the Chosen People were chosen, and just who chose them. Dave in Kentucky maps pantheons, ancient Hebrew to ancient Sumerian.
Show art: “Ptolemy II Philadelphus talking with Jewish scholars in the library of Alexandria and having the Septuagint explained to him” (17th century) by Jean Baptiste de Champaigne (1631-1681), Public Domain.
Theme music: Unknown hymn used as the theme music for Father Coughlin’s radio show in the 1930s, Public Domain, performed by Dave in Kentucky (2021), Public Domain Dedication.
28:10 – Moses continues his extremely long-winded sermon, in which he enumerates all the blessings the Israelites will receive if they obey the Yahwelian commands, and all the curses they will endure if they disobey.
Show art: “Israel at Mts. Ebal & Gerizim” (circa 1720) by Jan Luyken (1683-1762), Public Domain.
Theme music: Unknown hymn used as the theme music for Father Coughlin’s radio show in the 1930s, Public Domain, performed by Dave in Kentucky (2021), Public Domain Dedication.
